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Pick-up Lines? (Thread)

Let me know some, so I don't fail as hard as Kida when it comes to hittin' on the ladies.

If I said your body was hot, would you hold it against me?

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs11/i/2006/233/c/7/Naruto___Pickup_lines_by_frzdragon.jpg

xD Old pic is old, but..

sorry all i know are bad pick up lines XD

o.O I don't know any pick up lines off of the top of my head, I usually work with whatever I can use at the moment.

But i think you knew that already ;D

the only old one i can think of right now is "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together"

"If i flip this coin.... what are the chances i'll get head?"

"My name is Yotsuba... but you can call me... Tonight :'D"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looks like you landed on your face"

I thought these ones up my self. :D
I like the number 3, it is like my heart pointing to you <3.
I have 2 eyes. One to watch you, another to say "Eye love you".

Ok i qot 1 from mah friend he says it always works on dee ladys xD but its lonq 2 rememba o.e . Anyway here it is↙:

I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?

@BlkSheep -
Oh yeah, I know. ;]
"Wanna dance?" You remember that, right? <3

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@Yotsuba -
LOL THAT LAST ONE.
i'm pretty sure that isn't how it went. :'D

"DAYYYYUMMM WHO IS DAT FINE MAN OVA THUR,
MMMMHMM! I THINK IMMA GET ME SOME OF DAT IF YEH NO WHA IM SAYIN! HAY BABYBOI!!!"

@BohemianFallacy xD ooooh yea. I'm pretty flirty when I wanna be, but I used to always get shut down lol.

well you know, until recently. 8D

@ LOLOL ERII dats mine!!!

D'AWWWWWW, XUXA. but i putted it up first! D:

@erii-chi
"DAT B da bawmb, shieeet i wan ya to be mah baby boo."

can I have a photograph to show my friends that angels truly exist?

@erii nc pick~up :D

are you jamaican??

cause you're jamaican me crazy ^_^

Pick up lines only work on whores. XD

@erii -
LMAO.8D
i gotta use that.

@Decae -
Only the ones along the lines of:

AYO SHAWTY. LEMME HOLLA AT YOU FO A SEC. I WANNA BAGG.

"hey baby, are you from jamaica? cause you are jamaican me crazy" ^.^

Edit: Nvm some1 else stole my number 1 pickup line >.<

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