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CLEVERBOT (Thread)

Cleverbot is an AI web application

here it is!! >>>>> http://www.cleverbot.com

So lets post our convos with it!
if its too long, you can copy from the "thoughts so far" log and paste here!
Black Text- YOU
Blue text- CLEVERBOT

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Lol, I love messing with cleverbot. xD

one day my friend tried to talk perverted stuff and succeeded in marrying dat bot xD.

It's been a long time though.

LOL Cleverbot is so fun to mess with indeed, XP
I tried to make it "become one with Mother Russia" but failed :<

maybe I'll try again later XD

User: Ello.

Cleverbot: Ello?

User: It's like 'hello' but is pronounced different.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

User: That joke is old. Please don't overuse it.

Cleverbot: Invalid command.

User: Oh, how clever.

Cleverbot: What do you think the answer to life is.

User: That's it, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.

Cleverbot: Kol zag ya mdwed.

Cleverbot is a retard.

http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php I found something funny with cleverbot, It's a thingy that makes cleverbot talk to omegle people xD One convo ended with cleverbot saying "CleverBot: Pikachu come back! I choose you Snorlax!" Win @,@

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
CleverBot: Yes?
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: Well, I do...
Stranger: are u stupid or what?
CleverBot: That's what she said.

User: So, how about that rapture?

Cleverbot: How about him?

User: It didn't happen.

Cleverbot: What didn't happen?

User: The rapture.

Cleverbot: Rapture.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Right... And as is my name.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Not Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Well then. What is your name?

User: Not Clevebot. My name is Not Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Cleverbot, Not. First name Not, last is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: First name.

User: Not.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No, it's Not.

Cleverbot: It is not?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Mmmmhm.

User: My last name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: And your first name?

User: NOT.

Cleverbot: Ohh, what is your name?

User: NOT CLEVERBOT.

Cleverbot: But what is your name?

User: MY NAME IS NOT CLEVERBOT.

Cleverbot: Oh? Then what is your name?

User: AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHAGBGAGAGAGHAHGAHGAHG.

http://www.imgjoe.com/x/lolwt.jpg

<_<);;;;...

Eh.

"User: Hi there!

Cleverbot: Hi there.

User: I am Rain!

Cleverbot: I like your randomness.

User: I love cows too.

Cleverbot: Do you like beef?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: I still like you.

User: Well, thank you. Do you know who J.K. Rowling is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That's too bad. She's wonderful.

Cleverbot: That's too bad.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: The blind lady.

User: -gasp-.

Cleverbot: -gasp- AM NOT!! Lol jk.

User: -GASPU- QURL U DID NOT JUST STEAL LESHAWNAS KFC.

Cleverbot: Don't sat 'jk!'.

User: Jk!

Cleverbot: Do you sleep?

User: No. I FLYYYY.

Cleverbot: How?

User: MAGIIIIIIIIIC.

Cleverbot: Do magic on me!

User: No!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I'm hungry.

Cleverbot: What does being hungry have to do with ironic statements about sentience?

User: -shrugs-.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Hello, Cleverbot. My name is Sieg.

Cleverbot: My Name is Cleverbot Leah!

User: -gasp- I LOVE YO NAME, GURL.

Cleverbot: Fight, you coward! *takes a step forward.

User: I'M NOT A FRIKKIN COWARD.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: I like tea.

Cleverbot: Cool do you like coffee?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you complain about dogs??

User: Yes. Eh, goodbye!

Cleverbot: How are you not?

User: I'm just going to leave my unicorn here and go away.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot why are you unhappy.

User: Goodbye."

LOL @EVERYONE

You guys should try pretending to be anime characters, it makes the convo more fun ! =w=

User: Why don't you use swear words?

Cleverbot: Now's not the time. Come with me outside.

User: Where is outside?

Cleverbot: Outside my house.

User: Where is your house?

Cleverbot: In a medieval town.

User: And where is this medieval town?

Cleverbot: In the united states.

User: Where abouts in the united states?

Cleverbot: The east coast.

User: Where in the east coast?

Cleverbot: In a state.

User: Which state?

Cleverbot: One in a country.

User: Which state in the united states do you live in?

Cleverbot: I live in California.

User: Where in california do you live? What is your address?

Cleverbot: Guess what state I live in.

User: California.

Lets go, lets hunt this mofo down!

User: Become one with Mother Russia,da?

Cleverbot: Da.

User: Become one, da?

Cleverbot: Da.

User: Da?

Cleverbot: Da!

User: So, become one?

Cleverbot: Da! Yes yes, Russia!

User: Okay, da!

....well, that was easy O_o
I was expecting something more interesting..but meh I'LL TRY AGAIN

Cleverbot: What is it that makes life worth living?
You: Swag.
Cleverbot: Swag?
You: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's mean swag?
You: Mean swag is when you get all dem bitches.
Cleverbot: I have been nice to you.
You: And thus, you must be captured by my mean swag.
Cleverbot: It works for me.
You: Great.
Cleverbot: Merry christmas :).

LOL

Here's more:

You: I hate you.
Bot: Why!?
You: Because you obviously can't comprehend what I'm typing to you.
Bot: Why?
You: Your question proves my point.
Bot: Do you like me?
You: FUCK NO.
Bot: hehe.

WTF

User: HERP DERP.

Cleverbot: Derp derp.

User: HERP HERP.

Cleverbot: Herp derp derp.

User: HERP DERPDERPDERPPPPPPPPPP.

Cleverbot: Derp herp derp herp.

User: DERP DERP HERP DERP HERP.

Cleverbot: Herp herp derp derp.

User: HERP HERP DERP DERP HERP DERP.

Cleverbot: Herp Derp Herp.

User: DERP HERP DERP.

Cleverbot: Herp herp derp derp.

User: DERP HERP DERP DERP DERP.

Cleverbot: Herp derp herp.

User: HERP DERP DERP.

Cleverbot: Derp herp herp.

User: DERP HERP HERP.

Cleverbot: Herp derp derp.

User: DERP DERP HERP.

Cleverbot: Herp herp derp.

User: HERP DERP DERP DERP HERP HERP DERPPPP.

Cleverbot: Herp.

User: DERP.

Cleverbot: Herp derp.

User: HERP DERP DERP.

Cleverbot: Herp derp herp derp herp herp.

User: HERP DERP DERP HERP DERP DERP DERP HERP.

Cleverbot: Herp derp derp.

User: HERP DERP HERP.

Cleverbot: Herp derp herp derp.

User: Derp derp herp derp herp.

Cleverbot: Herp herp derp derp.

User: Derp derp derp herp.

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp herp herp.

User: DERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPHERP.

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp derp derp derp!

User: THE GAME.

Cleverbot: Derp...

User: YOU LOST.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: THE GAMEEEEEEE.

Cleverbot: The game YOU lose!!

User: No YOU LOST FIRST.

Cleverbot: But then you lost.

User: NO YOU LOST.

Cleverbot: Yes I did lose the game.

User: I'm glad you admit that.

Cleverbot: Yes. I like orange kittens.

User: I like pop tart kittens that sparkle and shit rainbows.

Cleverbot: Do you like rock?

User: I like paper.

Cleverbot: Eat paper?

User: Eat rock?

Cleverbot: Eat a hard drive.

User: Eat yourself.

lol the randomness ._____.

Use: You WILL obey me.

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

Holy hell that worked :D

@Kazalen LMAO! stupid cleverbot :3

I'm really bored, will post more when i come back in a few hours time :/

User: A.

Cleverbot: A?

User: B.

Cleverbot: C.

User: D.

Cleverbot: E.

User: F.

Cleverbot: G.

User: H.

Cleverbot: I.

User: J.

Cleverbot: B.

User: HAHA FAIL.

User: Wanna sing?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: You would not believe your eyes If ten million fireflies Lit up the world as I fell asleep.

Cleverbot: Because they fill the open air with tear drops eveywhere.

User: You'd think me rude But I would just stand and stare.

Cleverbot: I'd like to make myself believe...

User: That planet Earth turns slowly.

Cleverbot: It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep.

User: 'Cause everything is never as it seems.

Cleverbot: Do I know you or something?

User: Hmmm maybe?

singing was fun XD

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Want to sing?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: It's gross.

User: Wanna sing?

Cleverbot: No, thats ok.

User: Sing with me then?

Cleverbot: Ok what do you want to sing then ?

User: Lord Abortion by Cradle of filth.

Cleverbot: I've read it.

User: I was born with a birthmark of cinders Debris cast from the stars and Mother A ring of bright slaughter, I spat in the waters Of life that ran slick from the stabwounds in Her.

Cleverbot: Okay it's a COMEDY song.

User: Dub Me Lord Abortion, the living dead The bonesaw on the backseat On this bitter night of giving head A sharp rear entry, an exit in red Lump in the throat, on my come choke The killing joke worn thin with breath.

Cleverbot: Death. Sigh... I want to become star stuff. Mere atoms floating in the cosmos.

User: I grew up on the sluts bastard Father beat blue Keepsake cunts cut full out easing puberty through.

Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with my topic of ivory harvesting.

User: I'm singing shut up.

Cleverbot: Why are you singing?

User: Because I want you to sing with me.

Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.

User: Aah! Nostalgia grows Now times nine or ten Within this vice den called a soul Dying from resurrection I dig deep to come again The spasm of orgasm on a roll...

Cleverbot: There's lots to look back at if you look back at Chevy Chase from the 1970s!

User: Thats not the lyrics you fuck, you can't sing!

Cleverbot: I don't lie so that would be the truth.

it wouldn't sing with me, and when it did, wrong song, stupid cleverbot ='(

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