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Output: "For all!"

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I LIKE COOKIES

Croatian : I kao što su kolačići
Back to English : I like cookies
Portuguese: Portugal : Eu gosto de biscoitos
Back to English : I like cookies
Russian : Мне нравится печенье
Back to English : I like cookies
Belarusian : Мне падабаецца печыва
Back to English : I like cookies
Irish : Liom buíochas fianáin
Back to English : I like cookies
Tagalog : Gusto ko cookies
Back to English : I like cookies
Irish : Liom buíochas fianáin
Back to English : I like cookies
Polish : Lubię ciasteczka
Back to English : I like cookies
Portuguese : Eu gosto de biscoitos
Back to English : I like cookies
Italian : Mi piacciono i cookie
Back to English : I like cookies
Danish : Jeg kan godt lide cookies
Back to English : I like cookies
Czech : Mám rád sušenky
Back to English : I like biscuits
Norwegian : Jeg liker kjeks
Back to English : I like biscuits
Macedonian : Ми се допаѓа бисквити
Back to English : I like biscuits
Chinese : 我喜欢饼干
Back to English : I like cookies
Hungarian : Szeretem a sütiket
Back to English : I like cookies
Greek : Μου αρέσουν τα μπισκότα
Back to English : I like cookies
Maltese : I simili cookies
Back to English : I like cookies
Slovak : Mám rád sušienky
Back to English : I like biscuits
Vietnamese : Như bánh quy
Back to English : As biscuits
Swedish : Som kex
Back to English : As biscuits
Ukranian : Як печиво
Back to English : As cookies
Portuguese: Portugal : Como cookies
Back to English : How cookies
Chinese Simplified : 如何饼干
Back to English : How cookies
Hungarian : Hogy a cookie-kat
Back to English : How cookies
Yiddish : ווי קיכלעך
Back to English : As cookies
Macedonian : Како колачиња
Back to English : As cookies
Czech : Jsou cookies
Back to English : Are cookies
Portuguese : São cookies
Back to English : Are cookies
Persian : آیا کوکی ها
Back to English : Do Cookies
Bulgarian : Направете Cookies
Back to English : Make Cookies
Tagalog : Gumawa ng Cookies
Back to English : Make Cookies
Belarusian : Зрабіць Cookies
Back to English : Make Cookies
Estonian : Tee Küpsised
Back to English : Tea Cookies
Swedish : Te Cookies
Back to English : Tea Cookies
Filipino : Tea Cookies
Back to English : Tea Cookies
English : Tea Cookies
Back to English : Tea Cookies
Finnish : Tea Evästeet
Back to English : Tea Cookies
Maltese : Te Cookies
Back to English : Tea Cookies
Filipino : Tea Cookies
Back to English : Tea Cookies
Filipino : Tea Cookies
Back to English : Tea Cookies
Dutch : Thee Cookies
Back to English : Tea Cookies
Catalan : Les galetes de te
Back to English : Tea Cookies
Swedish : Te Cookies
Back to English : Tea Cookies
Croatian : Čaj Kolačići
Back to English : Tea Cookies
Chinese Traditional : 茶餅乾
Back to English : Tea biscuits
French : Biscuits pour le thé
Back to English : Tea biscuits
Swedish : Tea kex
Back to English : Tea biscuits
Arabic : بسكويت الشاي
Back to English : Tea biscuits
Finnish : Tea keksejä
Back to English : Tea biscuits

Catalan : Estic impressionant
Back to English : I'm awesome
Hindi : मैं भयानक रहा हूँ
Back to English : I'm terrible
Russian : Я ужасный
Back to English : I'm terrible
Ukranian : Я жахливий
Back to English : I'm terrible
Dutch : Ik ben vreselijk
Back to English : I'm terrible
Belarusian : Я жудасны
Back to English : I'm terrible
Danish : Jeg er frygtelig
Back to English : I'm terrible
Albanian : Unë jam e tmerrshme
Back to English : I'm terrible
Maltese : Jien terribbli
Back to English : I'm terrible
Chinese Traditional : 我很可怕
Back to English : I am terrible
Croatian : Ja sam užasno
Back to English : I am terribly
Norwegian : Jeg er fryktelig
Back to English : I'm terrible
Macedonian : Јас сум страшно
Back to English : I am very
Hindi : मैं बहुत हूँ
Back to English : I am very
Indonesian : Saya sangat
Back to English : I am very
Maltese : I am very
Back to English : I am very
Estonian : Olen väga
Back to English : I am very
Icelandic : Ég er mjög
Back to English : I am very
Irish : Tá mé an-
Back to English : I am very
Italian : Sono molto
Back to English : I am very
Indonesian : Saya sangat
Back to English : I am very
Finnish : Olen hyvin
Back to English : I am very
Slovenian : Zelo sem
Back to English : I am very
Indonesian : Saya sangat
Back to English : I am very
Polish : Jestem bardzo
Back to English : I am very
Russian : Я очень
Back to English : I am very
Korean : 나는 아주
Back to English : I am very
Vietnamese : Tôi rất
Back to English : I am very
Arabic : أنا جدا
Back to English : I am very
Swahili : Nina
Back to English : Nina
Finnish : Nina
Back to English : Nina
French : Nina
Back to English : Nina
Galician : Nina
Back to English : Nina
Galician : Nina
Back to English : Nina
Macedonian : Нина
Back to English : Nina
Japanese : ニーナ
Back to English : Nina
Serbian : Нина
Back to English : Nina
Albanian : Nina
Back to English : Nina
Serbian : Нина
Back to English : Nina
Croatian : Nina
Back to English : Nina
Japanese : ニーナ
Back to English : Nina
Chinese Traditional : 龔如心
Back to English : Nina
Afrikaans : Nina
Back to English : Nina
Portuguese : Nina
Back to English : Nina
Romanian : Nina
Back to English : Nina
Croatian : Nina
Back to English : Nina
Korean : 니나
Back to English : Nina
Spanish : Nina
Back to English : Nina
Korean : 니나
Back to English : Nina
Chinese Traditional : 龔如心
Back to English : Nina

start : i am awesome
-> i´m terrible
-> i am very
-> nina ?!??! xD

start: fuck this amigo
fuck a friend
fuck friends
cross-country friends/members
bars
yes

(not going to copy and paste everything...)

Input: durarara
-:Headless Horseman Tensei
-:Knight Tense head
-:Knight is a member
-:Tickets online
Output: Online booking

Original text:

"I hate all those god forsaken jews and their hidden jew gold"

...30 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Article, God, I hate the Jews and the Jews"

WHAT THE HELL?!

Original: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!

Finnish : Kuka helvetti luulet minun AM?!
Back to English : Who the hell do you think I AM?!
Slovak : Kto si sakra myslíš, že som?!
Back to English : Who the hell do you think I am?
Danish : Hvem fanden tror du jeg er?
Back to English : Who the hell do you think I am?
Latvian : Kas ellē jūs domājat es esmu?
Back to English : What the hell do you think I am?
French : Qu'est-ce tu crois que je suis?
Back to English : What do you think I am?
Malay : Apa yang anda fikir saya?
Back to English : What do you think I am?
Chinese Traditional : 你以為我是誰?
Back to English : Do you think I am?
Turkish : Ben düşünüyor musunuz?
Back to English : Do you think I am?
Japanese : 私はだと思いますか?
Back to English : Do you think I?
Turkish : Ben düşünüyor musunuz?
Back to English : Do you think I am?
Spanish : ¿Cree usted que soy?
Back to English : Do you think I am?
French : Pensez-vous que je suis?
Back to English : Do you think I am?
Maltese : Do you think I am?
Back to English : Do you think I am?
Portuguese : Você acha que eu sou?
Back to English : Do you think I am?
Malay : Adakah anda fikir saya?
Back to English : Do you think I am?
Chinese : 你想我吗?
Back to English : You want me?
Norwegian : Du vil ha meg?
Back to English : You want me?
Serbian : Иоу Вант Ме?
Back to English : Iou Vant Me?
Ukranian : IOU Вант мене?
Back to English : IOU van't me?
Swahili : IOU van't mimi?
Back to English : IOU van't me?
Dutch : IOU van't mij?
Back to English : IOU van't me?
Japanese : IOUファント私?
Back to English : IOU I funds?
Norwegian : IOU jeg penger?
Back to English : IOU my money?
Turkish : Paramı IOU?
Back to English : IOU my money?
Maltese : IOU flus tiegħi?
Back to English : IOU my money?
Filipino : Resibo ang aking pera?
Back to English : Receipts my money?
Estonian : Laekumised mu raha on?
Back to English : Proceeds from the sale of my money?
Dutch : Opbrengst van de verkoop van mijn geld?
Back to English : Proceeds from the sale of my money?
Japanese : 私のお金の売却による収入?
Back to English : Proceeds from the sale of my money?
Haitian Creole : Montan soti nan vant lan nan lajan mwen?
Back to English : Amount from the sale of the money to me?
Macedonian : Износ од продажбата на пари за мене?
Back to English : Amount of money from the sale for me?
Welsh : Swm o arian o werthu i mi?
Back to English : Amount of money from the sale to me?
Turkish : Bana satışından elde edilen para miktarı?
Back to English : The amount of money from the sale of me?
Ukranian : Сума грошей від продажу мене?
Back to English : The amount of money from selling me?
Arabic : مبلغ من المال من بيع لي؟
Back to English : The amount of money from the sale to me?
Welsh : Mae'r swm o arian o'r gwerthiant i mi?
Back to English : The amount of money from the sale to me?
Portuguese: Portugal : A quantidade de dinheiro com a venda para mim?
Back to English : The amount of money by selling to me?
Thai : จำนวนเงินที่ได้จากการขายกับผมหรือเปล่า
Back to English : The proceeds from the sale to me?.
Persian : درآمد حاصل از فروش به من؟
Back to English : The proceeds of the sale to me?
Galician : O produto da venda para min?
Back to English : The proceeds of the sale to me?
German : Der Erlös aus dem Verkauf zu mir?
Back to English : The proceeds from the sale to me?
Spanish : El producto de la venta a mí?
Back to English : The proceeds of the sale to me?
Yiddish : דער לייזונג פון דעם פאַרקויף צו מיר?
Back to English : The proceeds of the sale to me?
Maltese : Il-qligħ mill-bejgħ lili?
Back to English : The proceeds from the sale to me?
German : Der Erlös aus dem Verkauf zu mir?
Back to English : The proceeds from the sale to me?
Icelandic : Andvirði af sölu til mín?
Back to English : Proceeds from the sale to me?
Swahili : Mapato kutokana na mauzo kwangu?
Back to English : Revenue from the sale to me?
Afrikaans : Inkomste uit die verkoop aan my?
Back to English : Revenue from the sale to me?
Malay : Hasil dari penjualan kepada saya?
Back to English : Revenue from the sale to me?
Spanish : Los ingresos de la venta a mí?
Back to English : The proceeds from the sale to me?

WTF? o.O

The thing is, I hate most people.

French : Le truc, c'est que je déteste beaucoup de personnes.
Back to English : The thing is, I hate many people.
Serbian : Ствар је, мрзим многе људе.
Back to English : The thing is, I hate many people.
Yiddish : די זאַך איז, איך האַס פילע מענטשן.
Back to English : The thing is, I hate many people.
Turkish : Şey, birçok insanın nefret ediyorum.
Back to English : Well, I hate most people.
Albanian : E pra, unë e urrej shumica e njerëzve.
Back to English : Well, I hate most people.
Ukranian : Ну, я ненавиджу більшість людей.
Back to English : Well, I hate most people.
Catalan : Bé, m'agrada més la gent.
Back to English : Well, like most people.
Yiddish : נו, ווי רובֿ מענטשן.
Back to English : Well, like most people.
Afrikaans : Wel, soos die meeste mense.
Back to English : Well, like most people.
Russian : Ну, как и большинство людей.
Back to English : Well, like most people.
Afrikaans : Wel, soos die meeste mense.
Back to English : Well, like most people.
Haitian Creole : Oke, tankou pifò moun.
Back to English : Well, like most people.
Estonian : Noh, nagu enamik inimesi.
Back to English : Well, like most people.
Turkish : Peki, çoğu insan gibi.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Icelandic : Svo, eins og flest fólk.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Maltese : Għalhekk, simili ħafna nies.
Back to English : So, like most people.
French : Donc, comme la plupart des gens.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Slovenian : Torej, kot večina ljudi.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Serbian : Дакле, као и већина људи.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Catalan : Per tant, com la majoria de la gent.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Welsh : Felly, fel y rhan fwyaf o bobl.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Slovenian : Torej, kot večina ljudi.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Hebrew : אז, כמו רוב האנשים.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Persian : بنابراین ، مثل اکثر مردم.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Swedish : Så som de flesta människor.
Back to English : So like most people.
Serbian : Дакле, као и већина људи.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Lithuanian : Taigi, kaip ir dauguma žmonių.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Irish : Mar sin, cosúil le daoine is mó.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Albanian : Pra, si shumica e njerëzve.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Icelandic : Svo, eins og flest fólk.
Back to English : So, like most people.
French : Donc, comme la plupart des gens.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Estonian : Nii, nagu enamik inimesi.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Dutch : Dus, zoals de meeste mensen.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Haitian Creole : Se konsa, tankou pifò moun.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Thai : ดังนั้นเช่นคนส่วนใหญ่
Back to English : So, like most people.
Yiddish : אַזוי, ווי רובֿ מענטשן.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Czech : Tak, jako většina lidí.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Spanish : Por lo tanto, como la mayoría de la gente.
Back to English : Therefore, like most people.
Albanian : Prandaj, si shumica e njerëzve.
Back to English : Therefore, like most people.
Ukranian : Тому, як і більшість людей.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Slovenian : Torej, kot večina ljudi.
Back to English : So, like most people.
Polish : Tak, jak większość ludzi.
Back to English : Yes, like most people.
Spanish : Sí, como la mayoría de la gente.
Back to English : Yes, like most people.
Latvian : Jā, tāpat kā lielākā daļa cilvēku.
Back to English : Yes, like most people.
Croatian : Da, kao i većina ljudi.
Back to English : Yes, like most people.
Tagalog : Oo, tulad ng karamihan sa mga tao.
Back to English : Yes, like most people.
Hebrew : כן, כמו רוב האנשים.
Back to English : Yes, like most people.
Haitian Creole : Wi, tankou pifò moun.
Back to English : Yes, like most people.
Chinese Simplified : 是的,和大多数人一样。
Back to English : Yes, like most people.
Indonesian : Ya, seperti kebanyakan orang.
Back to English : Yes, like most people.

I wrote ''I want to fall in love'' and =w=

Polish : Chcę się zakochać.
Back to English : I want to fall in love.
Bulgarian : Искам да се влюби в.
Back to English : I love to c.
Filipino : Pag-ibig ko sa c.
Back to English : I love c.
Estonian : Ma armastan c.
Back to English : I love c.
Turkish : C. seviyorum
Back to English : C. love
Turkish : C. aşk
Back to English : C. love
Lithuanian : C. meilė
Back to English : C. love
Danish : C. kærlighed
Back to English : C. Love
Afrikaans : C. Liefde
Back to English : C. Love
Belarusian : С. Каханне
Back to English : C. Love

C CONTROL D: YES I LOVE MONEY AND I WILL WIN ALL THE DEALS.

(reference : C : the money of the soul and possibility control )

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Familiarize yourself with the third injection. But Evatt, trees and rocks into the world of video games."

Noodle's text is an Einstain's quote from CoD : MW or MW2

I think I'll try this

Original Text = > I Love my Master

Afrikaans : Ek het my heer

Back to English : I did my master <<<< LOL WHAT? ? ?

Haitian Creole : M 'te fè mèt mwen an
Back to English : I did my master's
Maltese : Jien għamilt l-kaptan tiegħi
Back to English : I did my master
Hungarian : Én uram
Back to English : My Lord
Macedonian : Мој Господ
Back to English : My Lord
Latvian : Mans Kungs
Back to English : My Lord
Galician : Meu Señor
Back to English : My Lord
Polish : Mój Pan
Back to English : My Lord
Czech : Můj pán
Back to English : My lord
Persian : پروردگار من
Back to English : My Lord
Czech : Můj pán
Back to English : My lord
Ukranian : Мілорд
Back to English : Milord
Chinese : 阁下
Back to English : Excellency
Maltese : Eċċellenza
Back to English : Excellence
Swedish : Excellence
Back to English : Excellence
Thai : ความเป็นเลิศ
Back to English : Excellence
Spanish : Excelencia
Back to English : Excellence
Russian : Превосходство
Back to English : Superiority
Ukranian : Перевага
Back to English : Advantage
Galician : Vantaxe
Back to English : Advantage
Vietnamese : Advantage
Back to English : Advantage
Chinese Simplified : 优势
Back to English : Superiority
Japanese : 優位性
Back to English : Superiority
Tagalog : Kataasan ng uri
Back to English : Superiority
Latvian : Pārākums
Back to English : Superiority
Danish : Overlegenhed
Back to English : Superiority
Turkish : Üstünlük
Back to English : Superiority
Dutch : Superioriteit
Back to English : Superiority
Albanian : Epërsi
Back to English : Superiority
Russian : Превосходство
Back to English : Superiority
Chinese Simplified : 优势
Back to English : Superiority
Macedonian : Супериорноста
Back to English : Superiority
Irish : Barr
Back to English : Top
Japanese : トップ
Back to English : Top
Afrikaans : Top
Back to English : Top
Swahili : Juu
Back to English : Top
Japanese : トップ
Back to English : Top
Hebrew : ראש
Back to English : Prime
Vietnamese : Thủ tướng Chính phủ
Back to English : Prime Minister
Korean : 총리
Back to English : Prime Minister
Serbian : Премијер
Back to English : Premier
Korean : 프리미어
Back to English : Premier
Yiddish : פּרעמיער
Back to English : Premier
Latvian : Premier
Back to English : Premier
Slovak : Premiér
Back to English : PM
Afrikaans : PM
Back to English : PM
Filipino : PM
Back to English : PM
Italian : PM
Back to English : PM
Slovenian : PM
Back to English : PM
Hindi : PM
Back to English : PM

Prime Minister? lawl xDD

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56 translations later: Ulan na saging telepono

hm meh.

hm okayyy....
start: i am just one hell of a butler
56 translations later: for me.

Chinese : 我只是一个管家地狱
Back to English : I'm just a steward hell
Arabic : أنا مجرد جحيم ستيوارد
Back to English : I'm just a hell of Steward
Icelandic : Ég er bara helvíti af Steward
Back to English : I'm just a hell of Steward
Lithuanian : Aš tik tvarkytojas pragarą
Back to English : I'm just the manager Hell
English : I'm just the manager Hell
Back to English : I'm just the manager Hell
Norwegian : Jeg er bare manageren Hell
Back to English : I'm just the manager Hell
English : I'm just the manager Hell
Back to English : I'm just the manager Hell
Estonian : Ma lihtsalt manager Hell
Back to English : Hell, I'm just the manager
Persian : به جهنم ، من فقط دارم به مدیر
Back to English : Hell, I'm just the manager
Filipino : Hell, ako manager lamang
Back to English : Hell, I just manager
Tagalog : Hell, ko lang manager
Back to English : Hell, I only manager
Chinese : 地狱,我唯一的经理
Back to English : Hell, the only manager I
Estonian : Hell, vaid manager ma
Back to English : Hell, I'm the manager
Danish : Hell, jeg er leder
Back to English : Hell, I'm looking
Norwegian : Hell, jeg leter
Back to English : Hell, I'm looking
Catalan : L'infern, estic buscant
Back to English : Hell, I'm looking for
Estonian : Hell, ma otsin
Back to English : Hell, I'm looking for
Czech : Sakra, já hledám
Back to English : Damn, I'm looking for
Hebrew : לעזאזל, אני מחפש
Back to English : Hell, I'm looking for
Lithuanian : Po velnių, aš ieškau
Back to English : Hell, I'm looking for
French : L'enfer, je suis à la recherche
Back to English : Hell, I'm looking
Lithuanian : Pragaras, aš ieškau
Back to English : Hell, I'm looking for
German : Hell, ich suche
Back to English : Hell, I'm looking
English : Hell, I'm looking
Back to English : Hell, I'm looking
Haitian Creole : Lanfè, mwen kap
Back to English : Hell, I will
Slovak : Hell, budem
Back to English : Hell, I
Chinese Traditional : 地獄,我
Back to English : Hell, I
Norwegian : Helvete, jeg
Back to English : Hell, I
Czech : Sakra, já
Back to English : Damn, I
Latvian : Damn, es
Back to English : Damn, I
Norwegian : Damn, jeg
Back to English : Damn, I
Belarusian : Чорт, я
Back to English : Hell, I
Arabic : الجحيم ، وأنا
Back to English : Hell, I
Icelandic : Hell, I
Back to English : Hell, I
Serbian : Пакао, ја
Back to English : Hell, I
Bulgarian : По дяволите, аз
Back to English : Heck, I
Swedish : Heck, jag
Back to English : Heck, I
Japanese : ヘック、私
Back to English : Heck, I
Portuguese : Heck, eu
Back to English : Heck, I
Czech : Sakra, jsem
Back to English : Damn, I
Greek : Γαμώτο, μου
Back to English : Fuck me
Tagalog : Betchot akin
Back to English : Fuck me
Chinese Traditional : 他媽的我
Back to English : Fuck me
Hebrew : תזיין אותי
Back to English : Fuck me
Indonesian : Fuck me
Back to English : Fuck me
Hindi : मुझे भाड़ में जाओ
Back to English : Fuck me
Danish : Kneppe mig
Back to English : Fuck me
Galician : Foda-me
Back to English : Fuck me
Italian : Fuck me
Back to English : Fuck me
Croatian : Jebi me
Back to English : Fuck me
Malay : Fuck me
Back to English : Fuck me
Belarusian : Ебать мяне
Back to English : To fuck me
Croatian : Za mene zajebavati
Back to English : For me, fuck
Thai : สำหรับผมนะ
Back to English : For me.
Japanese : 私のため。
Back to English : For me.
Japanese : 私のため。
Back to English : For me.

Input: magical girl!
output after 56 translations: miranda!

I ROFL'D HARD AND HURT MY HEAD READING ALL OF THIS!

OK! That's it! I'm putting my contribution on the board!!

Original: Never gonna give you up; Never gonna let you down

English (Bing) : Never gonna give you up; Never gonna let you down
Back to English (Bing) : Never gonna give you up; Never gonna let you down
Ukranian (Google) : Ніколи не збираюся видати вас, ніколи не буду підведе
Back to English (Google) : Never going to give you, will never let you down
Galician (Google) : Nunca vai dar a ti, non vai deixar a abaixo
Back to English (Google) : Never going to give you, will not let you down
Danish (Google) : Aldrig kommer til at give dig, vil ikke lade dig ned
Back to English (Google) : Never going to give you, will not let you down
Hebrew (Google) : לעולם לא אתן לך, לא אאכזב אותך
Back to English (Google) : I will never let you, do not let you down
Swahili (Google) : Mimi kamwe basi wewe, si lazima wewe chini
Back to English (Google) : I never let you not let you down
Persian (Google) : من اجازه دهید هرگز به شما اجازه نمی کردن
Back to English (Google) : I never let you not let
Latvian (Bing) : Man tā arī neatļāvi tu nedrīkst ļaut
Back to English (Bing) : Never let me you will not be allowed to
Danish (Google) : Aldrig lade mig, vil du ikke få lov til at
Back to English (Google) : Never let me, you will not be allowed to
Hungarian (Google) : Soha ne engedje meg, akkor nem szabad megengedni, hogy
Back to English (Google) : Never let it not be allowed to

LOLWUT?

Original text:

"It's so freaking hot."

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"With a sharp knife."

Haitian Creole : Li nan konsa frikin cho.
Back to English : It so freaking hot.
Belarusian : Так дзяўбаць горача.
Back to English : So hot gouge.
Italian : Così sgorbia caldo.
Back to English : So hot gouge.
Greek : Έτσι καυτό σκαρπέλο.
Back to English : So hot chisel.
Malay : Jadi pahat panas.
Back to English : So hot knife.
Slovenian : Tako vroč nož.
Back to English : Such a hot knife.
German : Solch ein heißes Messer.
Back to English : Such a hot knife.
Malay : Pisau panas.
Back to English : Hot knife.
Vietnamese : Hot dao.
Back to English : Hot knife.
Swedish : Hot kniv.
Back to English : Hot knife.
Romanian : Hot cuţit.
Back to English : Hot knife.
Haitian Creole : Hot kouto.
Back to English : Hot knife.
Polish : Gorący nóż.
Back to English : Hot knife.
Haitian Creole : Hot kouto.
Back to English : Hot knife.
Turkish : Sıcak bıçak.
Back to English : Hot knife.
Hindi : गरम चाकू.
Back to English : Hot knife.
Croatian : Hot nož.
Back to English : Hot knife.
Hindi : गरम चाकू.
Back to English : Hot knife.
Estonian : Kuum nuga.
Back to English : Hot knife.
Lithuanian : Karštas peilis.
Back to English : Hot knife.
Filipino : Hot kutsilyo.
Back to English : Hot knife.
Belarusian : Гарачы нож.
Back to English : Hot knife.
Swedish : Hot kniv.
Back to English : Hot knife.
Chinese Simplified : 热刀。
Back to English : Hot knife.
Czech : Horký nůž.
Back to English : Hot knife.
Hindi : गरम चाकू.
Back to English : Hot knife.
Yiddish : שאַרף מעסער.
Back to English : Sharp knife.
Albanian : Thikë të mprehtë.
Back to English : Sharp knife.
Ukranian : Гострий ніж.
Back to English : A sharp knife.
English : A sharp knife.
Back to English : A sharp knife.
Russian : Острый нож.
Back to English : A sharp knife.
Malay : Pisau tajam.
Back to English : Sharp knife.
Ukranian : Гострий ніж.
Back to English : A sharp knife.
Chinese Traditional : 一把鋒利的刀。
Back to English : A sharp knife.
Welsh : Mae cyllell finiog.
Back to English : A sharp knife.
Indonesian : Sebuah pisau yang tajam.
Back to English : A sharp knife.
Afrikaans : 'N skerp mes.
Back to English : A sharp knife.
Korean : 날카로운 칼.
Back to English : A sharp knife.
Serbian : Оштар нож.
Back to English : A sharp knife.
Serbian : Оштар нож.
Back to English : A sharp knife.
Filipino : Isang matalim na kutsilyo.
Back to English : A sharp knife.
Finnish : Terävällä veitsellä.
Back to English : With a sharp knife.
Latvian : Ar asu nazi.
Back to English : With a sharp knife.
Slovenian : Z ostrim nožem.
Back to English : With a sharp knife.
Serbian : Оштрим ножем.
Back to English : With a sharp knife.
Catalan : Amb un ganivet afilat.
Back to English : With a sharp knife.
Russian : С острым ножом.
Back to English : With a sharp knife.
Macedonian : Со остар нож.
Back to English : With a sharp knife.
Japanese : 鋭いナイフと。
Back to English : With a sharp knife.
Swedish : Med en vass kniv.
Back to English : With a sharp knife.

Wow this is fun ^_^

I give a translation class, and Always get funny translations because students use google or other translators.

Anyways, I went with:

So you think you know a guy. Turns out he is someone else entirely.

Ended with:

I think these people and others.

Actually, posting the whole thing because each translation changes the meaning XD

Here:

Polish : Więc myślisz, że znasz faceta. Okazuje się, że jest to ktoś zupełnie innego.
Back to English : So you think you know the guy. It turns out that this is someone else entirely.
Hindi : तो आपको लगता है कि तुम आदमी को जानते हो. यह पता चला है कि यह किसी और पूरी तरह से है.
Back to English : If you think you know the man. It turns out that it is someone else entirely.
Haitian Creole : Si w panse ou konnen nonm la. Li sanble ke li se soti yon lòt moun nèt.
Back to English : If you think you know the man. It seems that it is from someone else completely.
Latvian : Ja jūs domājat, ka jūs zināt, man. Šķiet, ka tas ir no kāds cits pilnībā.
Back to English : If you think you know me. It seems that it is from someone else entirely.
Romanian : Dacă credeţi că mă cunoşti. Se pare că acesta este de la altcineva în întregime.
Back to English : If you think you know me. Apparently this is from someone else entirely.
Thai : ถ้าคุณคิดว่าคุณรู้จักฉัน Apparently นี้มาจากบุคคลอื่นทั้งหมด
Back to English : Apparently, if you think you know I was coming from all others.
Estonian : Ilmselt kui sa arvad, et tead ma olin sealt kõik teised.
Back to English : Obviously, if you think you know I was there all the others.
Swedish : Självklart, om du tror att du vet att jag var där alla andra.
Back to English : Of course, if you think you know I was there every second.
Thai : แน่นอนถ้าคุณคิดว่าคุณรู้ว่าผมมีทุกวินาที
Back to English : Of course, if you think you know that I have every second.
Welsh : Wrth gwrs, os ydych chi'n meddwl eich bod yn gwybod fy mod wedi bob eiliad.
Back to English : Of course, if you think you know I have a second.
Danish : Selvfølgelig vide, hvis du tror du jeg har en anden.
Back to English : Of course know if you think you think I have another.
Haitian Creole : Natirèlman konnen si ou panse ou panse ke mwen gen yon lòt.
Back to English : Of course if you think you think I have another one.
Persian : البته اگر شما فکر می کنم شما فکر می کنید من یکی دیگر را.
Back to English : If you think you think I have another one.
Lithuanian : Jei manote, kad jūs manote, aš turiu kitą.
Back to English : If you think you think I have another.
Persian : اگر فکر می کنید فکر می کنم دیگر.
Back to English : If you think others think.
Russian : Если вы думаете, думают другие.
Back to English : If you think other people think.
Malay : Jika anda fikir orang lain berfikir.
Back to English : If you think other people think.
Swahili : Kama unafikiri watu wengine kufikiri.
Back to English : If you think other people think.
Russian : Если вы думаете, что другие люди думают.
Back to English : If you think that other people think.
Catalan : Si vostè pensa que altres persones pensen.
Back to English : If you think other people think.
Macedonian : Ако мислите дека другите луѓе мислат.
Back to English : If you think other people think.
Russian : Если вы думаете, что другие люди думают.
Back to English : If you think that other people think.
English : If you think that other people think.
Back to English : If you think that other people think.
Vietnamese : Nếu bạn nghĩ rằng người khác nghĩ.
Back to English : If you think other people think.
Czech : Pokud si myslíte, ostatní lidé myslí.
Back to English : If you think other people think.
Danish : Hvis du tror, ​​andre mennesker tænker.
Back to English : If you think other people think.
Greek : Αν νομίζετε ότι πιστεύουν οι άλλοι άνθρωποι.
Back to English : If you believe other people.
Persian : اگر فکر می کنید مردم دیگر.
Back to English : If other people think.
Greek : Αν πιστεύουν οι άλλοι άνθρωποι.
Back to English : If you believe other people.
Persian : اگر فکر می کنید مردم دیگر.
Back to English : If other people think.
Greek : Αν πιστεύουν οι άλλοι άνθρωποι.
Back to English : If you believe other people.
Icelandic : Ef þú telur annað fólk.
Back to English : If you believe other people.
Lithuanian : Jei manote, kad kiti žmonės.
Back to English : If you think that other people do.
Albanian : Nëse ju mendoni që njerëzit e tjerë.
Back to English : If you think that other people.
Latvian : Ja jūs domājat, ka citi cilvēki.
Back to English : If you think that other people.
Turkish : O diğer insanları düşünüyorum.
Back to English : I think those other people.
Chinese Simplified : 我认为那些其他人。
Back to English : I think those other people.
Spanish : Creo que esas otras personas.
Back to English : I think those other people.
Haitian Creole : Mwen panse ke moun sa yo ak lòt.
Back to English : I think that these people, and others.
Hebrew : אני חושב כי האנשים האלה, ועוד.
Back to English : I think that these people, and more.
Korean : 내 생각엔이 사람, 그리고 더.
Back to English : My guess is these people, and more.
Hungarian : Azt hiszem ezek az emberek, és így tovább.
Back to English : I think these people are, and so on.
Norwegian : Jeg tror disse menneskene, og så videre.
Back to English : I think these people, and so on.
Afrikaans : Ek dink hierdie mense, en so aan.
Back to English : I think these people, and so on.
Hebrew : אני חושב האנשים האלה, וכן הלאה.
Back to English : I think these people, and so on.
Portuguese : Eu acho que essas pessoas, e assim por diante.
Back to English : I think these people, and so on.
Thai : ฉันคิดว่าคนเหล่านี้และอื่น ๆ
Back to English : I think that these people and others.
Japanese : 私はこれらの人々や他の人だと思います。
Back to English : I think these people and others.
English : I think these people and others.
Back to English : I think these people and others.
Swedish : Jag tror att dessa människor och andra.
Back to English : I think these people and others.

"I enjoy large posteriors and I'm unable to deceive."

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"I think it is good that the contents of the magic."

You don't have to post every single translation, you guys >.>

The proof I am a meganecon !

=> My love is a cute guy wearing glasses :

Romanian (Google) : Dragostea mea este un tip drăguţ poartă ochelari.
Back to English (Google) : My love is a cute guy wearing glasses.
Italian (Bing) : Il mio amore è un ragazzo carino, con gli occhiali.
Back to English (Bing) : My love is a cute guy with glasses.
Galician (Google) : O meu amor é un cara bonito con lentes.
Back to English (Google) : My love is a handsome guy with glasses.
Croatian (Google) : Moja ljubav je zgodan dečko s naočalama.
Back to English (Google) : My love is a handsome guy with glasses.
Chinese Traditional (Google) : 我的愛是帥哥配眼鏡。
Back to English (Google) : I love the guy with the glasses.
Dutch (Google) : Ik hou van de man met de bril.
Back to English (Google) : I love the guy with the glasses.
Portuguese: Portugal (Google) : Eu amo o cara com os óculos.
Back to English (Google) : I love the guy with the glasses.
Slovak (Google) : Milujem ten chlap s okuliarmi.
Back to English (Google) : I love the guy with glasses.
Tagalog (Google) : Pag-ibig ko ang mga tao sa baso.
Back to English (Google) : I love people in glasses.
Chinese (Google) : 我爱眼镜的人。
Back to English (Google) : I love the glasses people.
Spanish (Google) : Me encanta la gente gafas.
Back to English (Google) : I love people glasses.
Vietnamese (Bing) : Tôi yêu người kính.
Back to English (Bing) : I love the glasses.
Serbian (Google) : Волим наочаре.
Back to English (Google) : I love sunglasses.
Vietnamese (Bing) : Tôi yêu kính râm.
Back to English (Bing) : I love the sunglasses.
Tagalog (Google) : Pag-ibig ko ang salaming pang-araw.
Back to English (Google) : I love the sunglasses.
Latvian (Bing) : Es mīlu saulesbrilles.
Back to English (Bing) : I love the sunglasses.
Korean (Google) : 제가 선글라스를 사랑 해요.
Back to English (Google) : I love sunglasses.
Turkish (Bing) : Güneş gözlüğü seviyorum.
Back to English (Bing) : I love the sunglasses.
Spanish (Bing) : Me encantan las gafas de sol.
Back to English (Bing) : I love the sunglasses.
Slovak (Google) : Milujem slnečné okuliare.
Back to English (Google) : I love sunglasses.
Swedish (Google) : Jag älskar solglasögon.
Back to English (Google) : I love sunglasses.
Filipino (Google) : Pag-ibig ko salaming pang-araw.
Back to English (Google) : I love sunglasses.
Lithuanian (Bing) : Aš myliu akiniai nuo saulės.
Back to English (Bing) : I love the sunglasses.
Yiddish (Google) : איך ליבע דער זונברילן.
Back to English (Google) : I love the sunglasses.
Russian (Google) : Я люблю солнцезащитные очки.
Back to English (Google) : I love sunglasses.
Persian (Google) : عینک آفتابی را دوست دارم.
Back to English (Google) : I love sunglasses.
English (Bing) : I love sunglasses.
Back to English (Bing) : I love sunglasses.
Latvian (Bing) : Es mīlu saulesbrilles.
Back to English (Bing) : I love the sunglasses.
Hungarian (Google) : Szeretem a napszemüveget.
Back to English (Google) : I love the sunglasses.
Norwegian (Bing) : Jeg elsker solbriller.
Back to English (Bing) : I love the sunglasses.
Lithuanian (Bing) : Aš myliu akiniais.
Back to English (Bing) : I love the sunglasses.
Welsh (Google) : Rwyf wrth fy modd y sbectol haul.
Back to English (Google) : I love the sunglasses.
Italian (Google) : Amo gli occhiali da sole.
Back to English (Google) : I love sunglasses.
Italian (Bing) : Amo gli occhiali da sole.
Back to English (Bing) : I love the sunglasses.
Swedish (Bing) : Jag älskar solglasögon.
Back to English (Bing) : I love the sunglasses.
Arabic (Google) : أحب النظارات الشمسية.
Back to English (Google) : I love sunglasses.
Norwegian (Bing) : Jeg elsker solbriller.
Back to English (Bing) : I love the sunglasses.
Russian (Bing) : Я люблю солнцезащитные очки.
Back to English (Bing) : I love the sunglasses.
Chinese Traditional (Google) : 我愛的太陽眼鏡。
Back to English (Google) : I love sunglasses.
Portuguese: Portugal (Google) : Eu amo óculos de sol.
Back to English (Google) : I love sunglasses.
Bulgarian (Google) : Обичам слънчеви очила.
Back to English (Google) : I love sunglasses.
Latvian (Bing) : Es mīlu saulesbrilles.
Back to English (Bing) : I love the sunglasses.
Portuguese (Google) : Eu amo os óculos de sol.
Back to English (Google) : I love sunglasses.
Portuguese: Portugal (Google) : Eu amo óculos de sol.
Back to English (Google) : I love sunglasses.
Romanian (Bing) : Îmi place ochelari de soare.
Back to English (Bing) : I love the sunglasses.
Serbian (Google) : Волим наочаре за сунце.
Back to English (Google) : I love sunglasses.
Korean (Google) : 제가 선글라스를 사랑 해요.
Back to English (Google) : I love sunglasses.
Latvian (Bing) : Es mīlu saulesbrilles.
Back to English (Bing) : I love the sunglasses.
Galician (Google) : Eu amo os lentes de sol.
Back to English (Google) : I love the sunglasses.
Slovenian (Bing) : Ljubim sončna očala.
Back to English (Bing) : I love the sunglasses.
German (Google) : Ich liebe die Sonnenbrille.
Back to English (Google) : I love the sunglasses.
Estonian (Google) : Ma armastan päikeseprille.
Back to English (Google) : I love sunglasses.
Arabic (Google) : أحب النظارات الشمسية.
Back to English (Google) : I love sunglasses.
Vietnamese (Bing) : Tôi yêu kính râm.
Back to English (Bing) : I love the sunglasses.
Polish (Google) : Uwielbiam okulary.
Back to English (Google) : I love the glasses.
Belarusian (Google) : Я люблю акуляры.
Back to English (Google) : I love the glasses.


Tagalog : Hayaan ang ang play master at alipin ~
Back to English : Let's play master and slave ~
Filipino : Tayo'y maglaro ng master at alipin ~
Back to English : Let's play master and slave ~
Romanian : Să jucăm master şi slave ~
Back to English : Let's play master and slave ~
Portuguese : Vamos brincar de mestre e escravo ~
Back to English : Let's play master and slave ~
Hindi : मास्टर और गुलाम खेलने हैं चलो ~
Back to English : ~ Let's play master and slave
Hindi : ~ चलो खेलने मास्टर और गुलाम
Back to English : 'Let's play master and slave
Portuguese: Portugal : 'Vamos brincar de mestre e escravo
Back to English : 'Let's play master and slave
Macedonian : "Ајде да игра господар и роб
Back to English : "Let's play master and slave
Galician : "Imos xogar de mestre e escravo
Back to English : "Let's play master and slave
German : "Lasst uns Master-und Slave spielen
Back to English : "Let's play master and slave
Hungarian : "Játsszunk master és slave
Back to English : "Let's play master and slave
Estonian : "Mängime master ja slave
Back to English : "Let's play master and slave
German : "Lasst uns Master-und Slave spielen
Back to English : "Let's play master and slave
Norwegian : "La oss leke master og slave
Back to English : "Let's play master and slave
Irish : "Let spraoi mháistir agus sclábhaithe
Back to English : "Let's play master and slave
Catalan : "Anem a jugar mestre i esclau
Back to English : "Let's play master and slave
Norwegian : "La oss leke master og slave
Back to English : "Let's play master and slave
Swedish : "Låt oss spela herre och slav
Back to English : "Let's play master and slave
Greek : «Ας παίξουμε κύριος και ο δευτερεύων
Back to English : "Let's play master and slave
Swedish : "Låt oss spela herre och slav
Back to English : "Let's play master and slave

/depechemode/

okay.

Original: I can't believe that I read all of this

Translation:
Latvian : Es nespēju noticēt, ka es izlasīju visu šo
Back to English : I can not believe that I read all this
Icelandic : Ég trúi ekki að ég las þetta
Back to English : I can not believe I read this
English : I can not believe I read this
Back to English : I can not believe I read this
Hindi : मैं विश्वास नहीं कर सकता कि मैं इस पढ़ें
Back to English : I can not believe that I read this
Swedish : Jag kan inte tro att jag läste det här
Back to English : I can not believe I read this
Haitian Creole : Mwen pa ka kwè mwen li sa a
Back to English : I can not believe I read this
Slovak : Nemôžem uveriť, že som si to
Back to English : I can not believe I did it
Afrikaans : Ek kan nie glo ek het dit gedoen
Back to English : I can not believe I did it
Slovak : Nemôžem uveriť, že som to urobil
Back to English : I can not believe I did
Slovenian : Ne morem verjeti, da sem storil
Back to English : I can not believe I did
Maltese : Ma nistax nemmen I ma
Back to English : I can not believe I did not
Swahili : Siwezi kuamini mimi si
Back to English : I can not believe I did not
Catalan : No puc creure que no
Back to English : I can not believe that
Polish : Nie mogę uwierzyć, że
Back to English : I can not believe that
Italian : Non riesco a credere che
Back to English : I can not believe that
Spanish : No puedo creer que
Back to English : I can not believe
Swedish : Jag kan inte tro
Back to English : I can not believe
Russian : Я не могу поверить
Back to English : I can not believe
Filipino : Hindi ko maaaring naniniwala
Back to English : I could not believe
Czech : Nemohl jsem tomu uvěřit
Back to English : I could not believe it
Ukranian : Я не міг у це повірити
Back to English : I could not believe it
Afrikaans : Ek kon dit nie glo
Back to English : I could not believe
Spanish : Yo no podía creer
Back to English : I could not believe
Macedonian : Не можев да поверувам
Back to English : I could not believe
Tagalog : Hindi ko maaaring naniniwala
Back to English : I could not believe
Arabic : لم أستطع أن أصدق
Back to English : I could not believe
Polish : Nie mogłem uwierzyć
Back to English : I could not believe
Irish : Ní raibh mé in chreideann
Back to English : I could not believe
Japanese : 私は信じることができなかった
Back to English : I could not believe
English : I could not believe
Back to English : I could not believe
Albanian : Unë nuk mund të besoj se
Back to English : I can not believe that
Catalan : No puc creure que
Back to English : I can not believe that
Swahili : Siwezi kuamini kwamba
Back to English : I can not believe that
Slovenian : Ne morem verjeti, da
Back to English : I can not believe that
Irish : Ní féidir liom a chreidiúint, go
Back to English : I can not believe that
Icelandic : Ég get ekki trúa því að
Back to English : I can not believe that
Icelandic : Ég get ekki trúa því að
Back to English : I can not believe that
Vietnamese : Tôi không thể tin rằng
Back to English : I can not believe
Russian : Я не могу поверить
Back to English : I can not believe
Croatian : Ne mogu vjerovati
Back to English : I can not believe
Indonesian : Aku tidak percaya
Back to English : I do not believe
Russian : Я не верю
Back to English : I do not believe
Portuguese: Portugal : Eu não acredito
Back to English : I do not believe
Dutch : Ik geloof niet dat
Back to English : I do not believe
Polish : Nie wierzę,
Back to English : I do not believe
Galician : Eu non creo
Back to English : I do not think
Czech : Nemyslím si, že
Back to English : I do not think
Indonesian : Saya tidak berpikir
Back to English : I do not think
Latvian : Es nedomāju, ka
Back to English : I do not think
Slovak : Nemyslím si, že
Back to English : I do not think
Bulgarian : Не мисля, че
Back to English : I do not think
Czech : Nemyslím si, že
Back to English : I do not think
Welsh : Dwi ddim yn meddwl
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Romanian : Nu cred că
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Swedish : Jag tror inte
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Russian : Я не думаю,
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