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Original text:

"I don't have time to waste on you."

Ukranian : У мене немає часу, щоб витрачати на вас.
Back to English : I have no time to waste on you.
Vietnamese : Tôi không có thời gian để chất thải trên bạn.
Back to English : I don't have time to waste on you.
Estonian : Mul ei ole aega, et te jäätmeid.
Back to English : I don't have time to waste on you.
Slovenian : Nimam časa za odpadke na vas.
Back to English : I don't have time to waste on you.
Arabic : ليس لدى الوقت للنفايات على لك.
Back to English : I don't have time to waste on you.
Czech : Nemám čas na vás.
Back to English : I don't have time for you.
Spanish : No tengo tiempo para usted.
Back to English : I have no time for you.
Swedish : Jag har ingen tid för dig.
Back to English : I have no time for you.
Chinese Simplified : 我对你有没有时间。
Back to English : You know I have time.
Catalan : Vostè sap que tinc temps.
Back to English : You know that I have time.

...10 translations later Bing gives us:

"You know that I have time."


This is interesting~!! O nO
This time---- 35 translations...

Original text:

"I don't have time to waste on you."

Chinese Simplified : 我没有时间浪费在你。
Back to English : I have no time to waste on you.
Slovenian : Imam ne čas odpadkov na vas.
Back to English : I have no time to waste on you.
Romanian : Eu nu au timp pentru a deşeurilor pe tine.
Back to English : I have no time to waste on you.
Estonian : Mul on mingit aega, et te jäätmeid.
Back to English : I have no time to waste on you.
Arabic : لدى أي وقت من الأوقات النفايات على لك.
Back to English : I have no time to waste on you.
Korean : 난 당신에 낭비할 시간이 없습니다.
Back to English : I have no time to waste on you.
Italian : Non ho tempo di sprecare su di voi.
Back to English : I have no time to waste on you.
French : Je n'ai pas de temps à perdre sur vous.
Back to English : I have no time to lose on you.
Hungarian : Az Ön vesztegetni való van.
Back to English : — You have to.
Ukranian : -Ви повинні.
Back to English : -You should.
Portuguese : -Você deve.
Back to English : -You must.
Chinese Traditional : -您必須。
Back to English : -You must.
Chinese Traditional : -您必須。
Back to English : -You must.
Swedish : -Du måste.
Back to English : -You must.
French : -Vous devez.
Back to English : -You must.
Haitian Creole : -Ou dwe.
Back to English : -You must.
Ukranian : -Ви повинні.
Back to English : -You should.
Norwegian : -Du bør.
Back to English : -You should.
Bulgarian : -Вие трябва да.
Back to English : -You must.
Spanish : -Es necesario.
Back to English : -It is necessary.
Haitian Creole : -Nesesè.
Back to English : -Necessary.
Polish : -Niezbędne.
Back to English : -Necessary.
Chinese Simplified : -有必要。
Back to English : -There is a need.
Bulgarian : -Има нужда.
Back to English : -There is a need.
Spanish : -Es necesario.
Back to English : -It is necessary.
Portuguese : -É necessário.
Back to English : -Is necessary.
Russian : -Это необходимым.
Back to English : Is necessary.
Polish : Jest konieczne.
Back to English : It is necessary.
French : Il n'est nécessaire.
Back to English : It is necessary.
Greek : Είναι αναγκαίο.
Back to English : It is necessary.
Turkish : Bu gereklidir.
Back to English : This is required.
Ukranian : Цей аргумент обов'язковий.
Back to English : This argument is required.
Lithuanian : Šis argumentas yra reikalaujama.
Back to English : This argument is required.
Thai : อาร์กิวเมนต์นี้จำเป็นต้อง
Back to English : This argument is required.
Dutch : Dit argument is vereist.
Back to English : This is a required argument.

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"This is a required argument."

This is fun XD

Everyone, stop posting the whole list.

Input: Mike Shinoda
Output: Local bamboo carvings

Input: Linkin Park
Output: Lincoln Park
Linkin Park is a play on and homage to Santa Monica’s Lincoln Park.
BADTranslator knows his stuff.

"motherfucker"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Guitar"

...i don't even know anymore.

INPUT : I want you to form a contract with me and become a magical girl

50 translations later.....

OUTPUT : I think this is a miracle.

this is fun XD I'll try again:

INPUT : nyanynanyanyanya

50 translations later...

OUTPUT : Nyaninanyanyania

AGAIN

INPUT : Google translater is inaccurate

50 translations later...

OUTPUT : Google translation of the letter

whuuuuuutttt

Original text:

"Don't fuck up high school colorless!~"

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"White book on sex? ~."

LOMFGL

Dutch : Niet fuck up high school kleurloos! ~
Back to English : Do not fuck up high school colorless! ~
Portuguese: Portugal : Não foda-se incolor ensino médio! ~
Back to English : Do not fuck colorless high school! ~
Belarusian : Ці не ебет бескаляровы сярэдняй школе! ~
Back to English : Or do not fuck white high school! ~
Turkish : Veya beyaz lise fuck yok! ~
Back to English : Or does the white high school to fuck! ~
Macedonian : Или на бело средно училиште да се ебеме! ~
Back to English : Or the white high school to fuck! ~
Afrikaans : Of die wit hoërskool fuck! ~
Back to English : Or the white high school fuck! ~
Afrikaans : Of die wit hoërskool fuck! ~
Back to English : Or the white high school fuck! ~
Czech : Nebo bílé střední školy kurva! ~
Back to English : Or white high school fuck! ~
Yiddish : אָדער ווייַס הויך שולע באַרען! ~
Back to English : Or white high school fuck! ~
Dutch : Of witte school neuken! ~
Back to English : Or white school fuck! ~
Latvian : Vai baltā skola fuck! ~
Back to English : Is the white school to fuck! ~
Hungarian : A fehér iskolába dugni! ~
Back to English : The white school to fuck! ~
Macedonian : На бело училиште да го ебам! ~
Back to English : The white school to fuck! ~
Portuguese : A escola branca para foder! ~
Back to English : The white school to fuck! ~
Persian : مدرسه سفید به فاک! ~
Back to English : White school to fuck! ~
German : Weiße Schule zu ficken! ~
Back to English : White school to fuck! ~
Albanian : Shkolla e bardhë të dështoj! ~
Back to English : White school to fuck! ~
Hebrew : הספר הלבן לזיין! ~
Back to English : White Paper to fuck! ~
Polish : Biała Księga to fuck! ~
Back to English : White Paper to fuck! ~
Swahili : White Paper kwa kutomba! ~
Back to English : White Paper to fuck! ~
Korean : 백서는 섹스를 위해! ~
Back to English : White Paper for sex! ~
Chinese Traditional : 白皮書性別! 〜
Back to English : White Paper on Sex! ~
Filipino : White Paper sa Kasarian! ~
Back to English : White Paper on Gender? ~
Chinese : 白皮书性别? 〜
Back to English : White Paper on Gender? ~
Spanish : Libro Blanco sobre el género? ~
Back to English : White Paper on gender? ~
Galician : Libro Branco sobre o xénero? ~
Back to English : White Paper on gender? ~
Thai : White Paper ในเพศ? ~
Back to English : White Paper on Gender? ~.
Persian : کاغذ سفید در مورد تاثیر جنسیت؟ ~.
Back to English : White paper on gender? ~.
English : White paper on gender? ~.
Back to English : White paper on gender? ~.
Albanian : Letër të bardhë mbi gjininë? ~.
Back to English : White paper on gender? ~.
Catalan : Llibre Blanc sobre el gènere? ~.
Back to English : White Paper on gender? ~.
Galician : Libro Branco sobre o xénero? ~.
Back to English : White Paper on gender? ~.
Galician : Libro Branco sobre o xénero? ~.
Back to English : White Paper on gender? ~.
Maltese : White Paper fuq is-sess? ~.
Back to English : White Paper on sex? ~.
English : White Paper on sex? ~.
Back to English : White Paper on sex? ~.
Arabic : ورقة بيضاء على الجنس؟ ~.
Back to English : White paper on sex? ~.
Hebrew : נייר לבן על יחסי מין? ~.
Back to English : White paper on sex? ~.
Icelandic : Hvítbók um kynlíf? ~.
Back to English : White Paper on sex? ~.
Belarusian : Белая кніга пра сэкс? ~.
Back to English : White book on sex? ~.
Albanian : Libri i bardhë mbi seksin? ~.
Back to English : White book on sex? ~.
Yiddish : ווייַס בוך אויף געשלעכט? ~.
Back to English : White book on sex? ~.
Ukranian : Біла книга про секс? ~.
Back to English : White Paper about sex? ~.
Yiddish : ווייַס פּאַפּער וועגן געשלעכט? ~.
Back to English : White paper about sex? ~.
Japanese : セックスについてのホワイトペーパー? 〜。
Back to English : White paper on Sex? ~.
German : Weißbuch über Sex? ~.
Back to English : White Paper on Sex? ~.
Catalan : Llibre Blanc sobre el sexe? ~.
Back to English : White Paper on sex? ~.
Danish : Hvidbog om sex? ~.
Back to English : White paper on sex? ~.
Russian : Белая книга о сексе? ~.
Back to English : White book on sex? ~.
Vietnamese : Cuốn sách trắng về tình dục? ~.
Back to English : White book on sex? ~.
Yiddish : ווייַס בוך אויף געשלעכט? ~.
Back to English : White book on sex? ~.

Original text:

"I like trains. "

...50 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"You want to learn."

Original text:

"Remember, remember The fifth of November The gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason Why the gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot. "

...40 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Remember that the new method, powder, on Thursday. Why not forget weapon"

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