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(i don't own this). This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...he tells her to take her pants off, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what i am doing?" asks the doctor? "yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "do you know what i am doing now?", she replies, "yes, checking for cancer. Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "do you know what i am doing now?" she replies, " yes getting herpies - thats why i am here!"

good one @ noodle

(got this one from south park)person1:do you like fishstick person2:yes person1:what are you a gay fish. (say it out loud if you didn't get it)

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