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ROLEPLAY - Legend of NOOOBHGRAB (Thread)

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in teh waruldo of the feeeeeebele mindedneess, their wur the OLD FAGS. Dey leadeth socierty with top tier old faggotry and gawd saw that it was shiftiy, but gud liek weed, man.

den, AW SHIT NOOOO GRANDE TRAGEDEE CAME UPON TEH LAND N IT WAS PLEAHGUED BY A LACK O TROLLEAN N GHEST N AHNON N LACK OF POVERTEE! EVERI1 WAS REECH AND FFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKK IT WAS TERRIBURU MAN

den teh old fags whent in2 hidean fer a gud 4,000 yeers n wur forgotteneth

n time flew bye sorta liek how a chicken dus,,, cept nawt.

now it was teh knew muhlehnya n ppl had dem moubyl phonns, teh knew gawd was COLONEL YOTSUBA n eh cud breng fertiaudshylity to cheekens so der cud be... moar cheekens. awyea

NAWT SO GUD TIEMZ MAHN

n den 1 feafeful day, teh old fags reeternedeth to der throune,,, onli 2 see it was taeken by sum NEW FAGS. teh old fags raeged epeecally n dey took up armz n whent too fite n all out war wit dem new fags mahn

teh havenz split liek a bahnahnah n ppl died n dissipateded

THAR CAN ONLI B 1 WINNAR

FITE 2 ZA DEATH MAGHORTS

FOR DEM RACES

HALF CHICKEN HALF HUMAN - SELF EXPLAHNEETOREE MAHN

JOUGAMON - A STRANGE BREED O JOU

POVERTYPIRE - A VAMPIRE WHO GIVES POVERTY TO PPL

DUCKCHIGO - DUCK GOD MINIONS

GUTCHIE - DUTCH GHOULS

RAPEASTEVIE - OH MY GOD ITS SOME SORT OF--

HIKASMS - SO I C UR BE'EAN STALKED MAN

FRUITBUTT - COLONEL'S ALTER EGO

KYOTACHIN - A WALKING CHIN WITH 5 LEGS

SHINRIATAYU - CRAZY WEEABOO RACE CONSISTING OF LOLIS AND SHOTAS

RANON - LOOKS LIKE A GIRL BUT IS NOT- THE ULTIMATE TRAP

LEPRECLOWD - GETS HAMMERED LIKE A GOD DAMN BOSS AND HANGS OUT UNDER BRIDGES

AUGGYPUFF - SUPER GIGGLY AND RAEGES AT BAD GRAMMAR

LETS

FUCKING

ROLL

AWWWRITE DANI, DAT'S A GEWD OLDFAHG, SHOW DEM YOUNG'UNS HOW IT BE DUN YA 'EAR ME?

LETS SHOW THEM HOW IT IS DONE!

LETS SHOW THEM HOW WE ROLL HERE!

LETS SHOW THEM, HOW WE, THE OLDFAGS, RULE THIS PLACE!!!

LETS SHOW THEM HOW WE RAPE TH---Shot

NO KYO, JUST SAY IT, YOU HAVE ALL RIGHT TO SAY YOU WANT TO RA- SHOT

......FAWGS

BAWLLESS DAWCK

NO U MAGGOT

YOU ARE AN INSULT OF A OLDFAG

WHUT WHUT IN YO FACE PIIIIIEEEHAWD

DON'T REWIN IT FAH US OLDFAGHS YA FAWKHEWD

e___e

INVASION OF THE MIDAGEDFAG.

NO? NO? fuck = =

Oh GOD I LOL'd.

Aftah Seying da war spulit da OLDFAGS frum da NEOFAGS Colonel Yotsuba deysaded it wus taim to halp put e stop to all dat shit mahn.

So it de-sended frum itz cheeckenly jeven nd tuk up hiz alturinate ego mahn, noone as Fruitbutt da lovly papaya meister.

It traid to spured peece nd luv man, but da cancir nd a rage wus too mouch to handal, ya?

Da peepol wusn leisenin mahn, so Fruitbutt goht pissed ya, nd cald upon his brudah da DUCK GOD to unleesh da ducks.

It wus da beguinin of da end mahn.

DA POULTRYLOCALYPSE.

@DSP

Bitch, i kill nigga's like you for fun.

Even more so when they use the term "piehead"

HEY YOTSU. TIS' A HIKACHU. GOT THAT? A HIKACHU.

@Hika

Okay So Hikachu, Yes, Hikasms are those getting stalked by hikachu though :O

Hikachu uses STALKER ATTACK.

It's super effective.

Yotsuba faints

@Hika

D'awww i missed your stalker attacks.

Yotsuba faints

@Hika

D'awww i missed your stalker attacks.

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN- HAVE I BEEN FORGOTTEN AS THE OLDFAG WITHOUT A TITLE!!!??

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