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Dead baby jokes (Thread)

Yes, I know you can find lists on the internet, but let's just start off with one of our own. Only 1 baby joke per post, please.

Perferably, no baby rape jokes. Why? Because I don't like them, and I made this thread. If you want to, GTFO and make your own baby rape joke thread.

I'll start:

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?

Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.

excuse me, you are two horrible persons, and i hope you get rape soon >.<

hate this post btw

But it's not like we're making jokes about raping babies. If anything, they're just jokes and it's not like I went into the baby pictures thread and posted this. If anything, you're in the wrong Seighart. Don't like what you read? Then don't come in. =|

I count this as one joke.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?

With a blender.

How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips.

LOL @This thread!! Although some of the jokes sound unpleasant yet, it made me laugh! Poor babies. I like the one with the blender thing. HAHA

Poor babies XD

What's more fun than spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 100 km/hr?

Stopping it with a shovel.

O.K., O.K., We all know dead baby jokes are sick,

but then again laughter is the best medicine, isn't it?

What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?

A baby with a black eye!

What's sick?

A dumpster full of dead babies.

What's sicker than that?

The bottom one is still alive.

What's sicker than that?

It has to eat it's way through to get to get out.

What's sicker than that?

It goes back for more.

what the fuck!!!!!! (everyone is so mean)

What do you get when a woman bludgeons her own infant with a bad with nails stuck into it?

Two liters of blood splattered on the floor, squished and punctured eyeballs, broken bones, shredded ligaments, lacerated and bruised skin, skull-protruding brains, torn - apart organs, a destroyed throat that tried to scream its cries of pain and agony, and a broken heart. :D

Btw, typo in last post: "...with a bat with nails..."

...Wow Penthis...Wow...

whats the difference between a mustang and a garbage bag full of dead babies?

i dont have a mustang in my garage!

By the by, it's "Penthus".

@Kirn: I got him raped.

What's the best thing about dead twenty one year olds?

There's twenty of them.

HURR just modified a pedobear joke. LULZ.

Whats worse than a baby locked inside of a car on a REALLY hot day?

The smell of your car when you open the doors.



@ Penthus Good job! :D

I feel like I'm on a guro site.

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